omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
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Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
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Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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