i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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