Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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