Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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