Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Randomize