There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
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I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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