She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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