I love black thongs
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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