"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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