bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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