On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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