Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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