SEEEEXXX PLEASE
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
where are you?
Hypothermia
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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