I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
There's even glitter on my cock...
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