Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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