We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Randomize
