You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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