Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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