we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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