Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
