Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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