New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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