it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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