Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
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