Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
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You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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