doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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