she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
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i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
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You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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