What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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