My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I take back everything I said about communal showers
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
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I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
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