think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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