If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
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I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
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So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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