i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I fill condoms, not promises.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Randomize
