I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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