i don't like sucking hair
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
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Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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