Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
