IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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