seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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