You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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