We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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