found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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