we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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