I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
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tequila makes me forget i have legs
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
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The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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