I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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