That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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