life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
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We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
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The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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