If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
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you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
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Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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