why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
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90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
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Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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