Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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