you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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