I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
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I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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