i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
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We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
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I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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