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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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