I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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