what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
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overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
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whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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