I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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