Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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