I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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