yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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