Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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