oh god the rape fog is back!
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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