I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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