I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
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I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
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his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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