you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Bring me that man meat
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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